God Inc.
If the Universe is a giant conglomerate, it would be a conglomerate 1 x 10100 in size. In other words, a “googol.”
If the Universe were a conglomerate, then God is a 99% shareholder – the CEO of God Inc.The other 1%….that belongs to us serfs. We own nothing but our souls, which come with “free will”, allowing us to explore our existence and behave as we deem fit. This individual ownership in itself, allows for brilliance, stupidity, and wickedness to all run side by side in the same rat race.
God Inc. is not a slap in the face to anyone’s faith. I try to keep an open mind about the power behind the Universe and life itself. Here in God Inc., I write stories that reflect my views on God… the good, the bad and the ugly. First and foremost, I make fun of myself in relation to God. But I also make light of the big picture in relation to the mystery that God is.
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My Judgement Day
Strange as my life has been, it has gotten stranger. I have recently died and now sit in the grand lobby of the afterlife waiting to see God. I am not nervous. As a matter of fact, I am eerily calm. For all the dumb shit I did in my life I should be nervous; everything is on the line. I may be granted entrance into Heaven per God’s grace, or I may be condemned to eternal hell – flippin’ burgers 24-7 in Hell’s Kitchen, with no union breaks.
Lazarus – Part I
Take this as you will, but straight up, I don’t care what your faith in God is, or isn’t, as long as you, and your faith, are of the humane variety. Personally speaking, I find deep virtue in the life of Jesus Christ.
Lazarus – Part II
– It’s the year 33 A.D. Living conditions are pretty shitty at best. No dentistry, no plumbing, no toilet paper. Hemorrhoids gone mad from riding a burro 20 miles to the nearest town, etc. A world with severe mass suffering, not unlike some parts today.
Jesus the Stand-Up Comic
Most everyone has their own deity, I would assume, who they feel comfortable calling upon in navigating through the crazy maze of human existence. Me personally, as I have stated in other writings, define myself as spiritual, i.e… moralistically caring. I don’t adhere to anyone’s particular denomination as being the final gospel on what God is, or who God isn’t.
My Judgement Day
Strange as my life has been, it has gotten stranger. I have recently died and now sit in the grand lobby of the afterlife waiting to see God. I am not nervous. As a matter of fact, I am eerily calm. For all the dumb shit I did in my life I should be nervous; everything is on the line. I may be granted entrance into Heaven per God’s grace, or I may be condemned to eternal hell – flippin’ burgers 24-7 in Hell’s Kitchen, with no union breaks.
Lazarus – Part I
Take this as you will, but straight up, I don’t care what your faith in God is, or isn’t, as long as you, and your faith, are of the humane variety. Personally speaking, I find deep virtue in the life of Jesus Christ.
Lazarus – Part II
– It’s the year 33 A.D. Living conditions are pretty shitty at best. No dentistry, no plumbing, no toilet paper. Hemorrhoids gone mad from riding a burro 20 miles to the nearest town, etc. A world with severe mass suffering, not unlike some parts today.
Jesus the Stand-Up Comic
Most everyone has their own deity, I would assume, who they feel comfortable calling upon in navigating through the crazy maze of human existence. Me personally, as I have stated in other writings, define myself as spiritual, i.e… moralistically caring. I don’t adhere to anyone’s particular denomination as being the final gospel on what God is, or who God isn’t.
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