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West of Crazy

Welcome to West of Crazy!

The title is a symbolic reference representing any location on Earth. It is meant to convey the path one must take as you travel through life. If one chooses to believe in a mythical Paradise, and if one wishes to reach Paradise, one must first travel through the crazy that life is. Thus, you can say, (given traveling directions), Paradise is West of Crazy. If on your travels through life you happened to stop by W.O.C. – Cheers!

Let me tell you what’s inside….

Main topics

OLD SCHOOL LOVE

oRIGINAL Stories

view from around the world

Pet Peeves & Tidbits

REAL TALK

ART

WORLD VIEW

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WORLD MAP

Welcome to West of Crazy!

The title is a symbolic reference representing any location on Earth. It is meant to convey the path one must take as you travel through life. If one chooses to believe in a mythical Paradise, and if one wishes to reach Paradise, one must first travel through the crazy that life is. Thus, you can say, (given traveling directions), Paradise is West of Crazy. If on your travels through life you happened to stop by W.O.C. – Cheers!

Let me tell you what’s inside….

Main topics

OLD SCHOOL LOVE

oRIGINAL Stories

view from around the world

REAL TALK

Pet Peeves & Tidbits

ART

Bulletin Board

W.O.C. welcomes the U.A.E. to our list of countries in the worlds view:)

Bulletin Board

W.O.C. welcomes the U.A.E. to our list of countries in the worlds view:)

Featured Stories

Missed Opportunity

Missed Opportunity

Enclosed is a real email I received from the Papa John’s Pizza chain. The email was in response to an order I had placed. It was the first time I had ordered pizza from them since I don’t know how long, so I’m not exactly a “regular” customer.

Hand-Washing Anxiety Disorder

Hand-Washing Anxiety Disorder

I am writing this note to thank the corporate decision-making gurus behind this sign (see above), for posting specific step-by-step instructions on proper handwashing procedures. Now, customers like me, who suffer from Hand-washing Anxiety Disorder (H.A.D.) can rest easy knowing that the dreaded fear of washing one’s hands after doing one’s business is something we don’t have to worry about anymore!!

My Judgement Day

My Judgement Day

Strange as my life has been, it has gotten stranger. I have recently died and now sit in the grand lobby of the afterlife waiting to see God. I am not nervous. As a matter of fact, I am eerily calm. For all the dumb shit I did in my life I should be nervous; everything is on the line. I may be granted entrance into Heaven per God’s grace, or I may be condemned to eternal hell – flippin’ burgers 24-7 in Hell’s Kitchen, with no union breaks.

Buffalo Soldiers – A Tribute

Buffalo Soldiers – A Tribute

Prior to becoming a full-fledged teacher, I started out as a teacher’s assistant working at a school for students with emotional disabilities. Being a school that is specialized in helping students with behavioral issues, a less stringent dress code was in place to create a more comfortable atmosphere.

Samurai Marathon

Samurai Marathon

There are literally hundreds, if not thousands of Samurai movies made. From the American perspective, when the genre Best Samurai Movie is introduced as a topic, I would imagine a majority of theorists would immediately argue for the brilliant movie, The Seven Samurai, written and directed by Akira Kurosawa. At least the classicalist would.

Shining Star In Brazil

Shining Star In Brazil

Years ago there was a talent show on American television called The X-Factor, produced by Simon Cowell. Many who are reading this are most likely familiar with the show. It only lasted 3 seasons in the U.S., but up until this current year, the show still aired in Great Britain. Of all the amateur singing-shows on T.V., The X-Factor appealed to me the most (although the show The Voice is also a very entertaining talent show which is still running strong).

Man Eating

Man Eating

When people hear the word “eating”, the image of civility is usually the first to be conjured up. However, eating is actually broken into categories. The first category is what I refer to as habit eating. It is the daily regimen of eating up to 2000 calories of food per day, as established by the original design. It contains two sub-categories; informal and formal habit eating.

Missed Opportunity

Missed Opportunity

Enclosed is a real email I received from the Papa John’s Pizza chain. The email was in response to an order I had placed. It was the first time I had ordered pizza from them since I don’t know how long, so I’m not exactly a “regular” customer.

Hand-Washing Anxiety Disorder

Hand-Washing Anxiety Disorder

I am writing this note to thank the corporate decision-making gurus behind this sign (see above), for posting specific step-by-step instructions on proper handwashing procedures. Now, customers like me, who suffer from Hand-washing Anxiety Disorder (H.A.D.) can rest easy knowing that the dreaded fear of washing one’s hands after doing one’s business is something we don’t have to worry about anymore!!

My Judgement Day

My Judgement Day

Strange as my life has been, it has gotten stranger. I have recently died and now sit in the grand lobby of the afterlife waiting to see God. I am not nervous. As a matter of fact, I am eerily calm. For all the dumb shit I did in my life I should be nervous; everything is on the line. I may be granted entrance into Heaven per God’s grace, or I may be condemned to eternal hell – flippin’ burgers 24-7 in Hell’s Kitchen, with no union breaks.

Buffalo Soldiers – A Tribute

Buffalo Soldiers – A Tribute

Prior to becoming a full-fledged teacher, I started out as a teacher’s assistant working at a school for students with emotional disabilities. Being a school that is specialized in helping students with behavioral issues, a less stringent dress code was in place to create a more comfortable atmosphere.

Samurai Marathon

Samurai Marathon

There are literally hundreds, if not thousands of Samurai movies made. From the American perspective, when the genre Best Samurai Movie is introduced as a topic, I would imagine a majority of theorists would immediately argue for the brilliant movie, The Seven Samurai, written and directed by Akira Kurosawa. At least the classicalist would.

Shining Star In Brazil

Shining Star In Brazil

Years ago there was a talent show on American television called The X-Factor, produced by Simon Cowell. Many who are reading this are most likely familiar with the show. It only lasted 3 seasons in the U.S., but up until this current year, the show still aired in Great Britain. Of all the amateur singing-shows on T.V., The X-Factor appealed to me the most (although the show The Voice is also a very entertaining talent show which is still running strong).

Man Eating

Man Eating

When people hear the word “eating”, the image of civility is usually the first to be conjured up. However, eating is actually broken into categories. The first category is what I refer to as habit eating. It is the daily regimen of eating up to 2000 calories of food per day, as established by the original design. It contains two sub-categories; informal and formal habit eating.

What’s new

Twitter

Twitter

When historians look back to reference that point in time where Western civilization officially began its decline, they will have a long list of surreal events to debate over; of which the following three gems could easily be considered for top honors.

Dressed to Kill

Dressed to Kill

Can you be dressed for success and dressed to kill at the same time? I’m not so certain the two are compatible. I do know however, that I would not wish to accidentally bump into someone dressed to kill as consequences could be lethal.

Get Your Ship Together

Get Your Ship Together

I’ve never had my ship together, ever! Everytime I attempt to get my ship together, part of me inevitably sails off. Be it an emotional, social, physical, spiritual, sexual, or a financial issue, inevitably someone sits in the corner all by itself at the “feeling good party”, brooding and worrying about what if.

Twitter

Twitter

When historians look back to reference that point in time where Western civilization officially began its decline, they will have a long list of surreal events to debate over; of which the following three gems could easily be considered for top honors.

Dressed to Kill

Dressed to Kill

Can you be dressed for success and dressed to kill at the same time? I’m not so certain the two are compatible. I do know however, that I would not wish to accidentally bump into someone dressed to kill as consequences could be lethal.

Get Your Ship Together

Get Your Ship Together

I’ve never had my ship together, ever! Everytime I attempt to get my ship together, part of me inevitably sails off. Be it an emotional, social, physical, spiritual, sexual, or a financial issue, inevitably someone sits in the corner all by itself at the “feeling good party”, brooding and worrying about what if.

FEATURED STORIES INTERNATIONAL

Amor Verdadero

Amor Verdadero

Conozco a una mujer de nombre Jane que vive en Perú. Ella comenzó dándome tutorías de Español pero desde entonces se ha convertido más en una amiga. Jane llamó mi atención inicialmente por el video de introducción que ella publicó en el sitio de tutorías incluyendo la canción “Sweet Home Alabama” por la banda de rock – sureña Lynyrd Skynyrd.

A Teacher’s Advice

A Teacher’s Advice

Have you ever experienced a teacher making you feel miserable 😭 because you’ve made a mistake?

Having worked as a teacher for 12 years in private and state schools, both online and in-person, I have noticed one common mistake in all schools. And it doesn’t matter where a school is, or what nationality the students are! 🤔

Shining Star In Brazil

Étoile brillante au Brésil

Il y a quelques années, il y avait un concours de talents télévisé, sur les chaînes américaines, appelé The X-Factor, produit par Simon Cowell. Beaucoup de lecteurs de cet article sont assez familiers avec cette émission. Ce concours n’a duré que 3 saisons aux États-Unis, mais jusqu’à cette année, cette émission est toujours diffusée en Grande Bretagne. De toutes les émissions de chanteurs amateurs à la télé.

Não sejas um imbecil

Não sejas um imbecil

Eu estava a conduzir para East Potomac Golf Course em Washington D.C. numa manhã preguiçosa de domingo, ansioso por um dia relaxante a jogar golfe com os meus irmãos. Eu estava em paz e com pensamentos calmos, quando encontro um ciclista que criava trânsito no meio da estrada.

Amor Verdadero

Amor Verdadero

Conozco a una mujer de nombre Jane que vive en Perú. Ella comenzó dándome tutorías de Español pero desde entonces se ha convertido más en una amiga. Jane llamó mi atención inicialmente por el video de introducción que ella publicó en el sitio de tutorías incluyendo la canción “Sweet Home Alabama” por la banda de rock – sureña Lynyrd Skynyrd.

A Teacher’s Advice

A Teacher’s Advice

Have you ever experienced a teacher making you feel miserable 😭 because you’ve made a mistake?

Having worked as a teacher for 12 years in private and state schools, both online and in-person, I have noticed one common mistake in all schools. And it doesn’t matter where a school is, or what nationality the students are! 🤔

Étoile brillante au Brésil

Étoile brillante au Brésil

Il y a quelques années, il y avait un concours de talents télévisé, sur les chaînes américaines, appelé The X-Factor, produit par Simon Cowell. Beaucoup de lecteurs de cet article sont assez familiers avec cette émission. Ce concours n’a duré que 3 saisons aux États-Unis, mais jusqu’à cette année, cette émission est toujours diffusée en Grande Bretagne. De toutes les émissions de chanteurs amateurs à la télé.

Não sejas um imbecil

Não sejas um imbecil

Eu estava a conduzir para East Potomac Golf Course em Washington D.C. numa manhã preguiçosa de domingo, ansioso por um dia relaxante a jogar golfe com os meus irmãos. Eu estava em paz e com pensamentos calmos, quando encontro um ciclista que criava trânsito no meio da estrada.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

W.O.C. is about as exciting as peeling off that last little piece of glued toilet paper at the end of the roll!

– N.Y. Fabricator 

I read W.O.C. when I’m really supposed to be paying attention at work.

– P. Delecto 

Amazing product! I tried everything but nothing worked. As soon as I started reading W.O.C., it was lights out! I will buy again, for sure!

– Former Insomniac

Up there with Humpty Dumpty, Goldilocks, and The Little Train that Could!

– Wa. Compost

Sin valor, mucha basura y pérdida de tiempo!

– Latino Press 

Nicht gut! Sehr schlect!

– Deutschland Times

If this was 1480, the creator of W.O.C. would be in a damp, musky dungeon.... hanging by his thumbs.

– Nun’s Quarterly               

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