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When historians look back to reference that point in time where Western civilization officially began its decline, they will have a long list of surreal events to debate over; of which the following three gems could easily be considered for top honors. This...
Missed Opportunity

Missed Opportunity

*Photo by Lucian Alexe on Unsplash. Enclosed is a real email I received from the Papa John’s Pizza chain. The email was in response to an order I had placed. It was the first time I had ordered pizza from them since I don’t know how long, so I’m not exactly a...
Hand-Washing Anxiety Disorder

Hand-Washing Anxiety Disorder

*A real sign, in a real public restroom. in a real grocery store. I am writing this note to thank the corporate decision-making gurus behind this sign (see above), for posting specific step-by-step instructions on proper hand-washing procedures. Now, customers like...
Don’t be an A**hole

Don’t be an A**hole

  One lazy Sunday morning, I was driving to the East Potomac Golf course in Washington D.C., looking forward to a relaxing day playing golf with my brothers. I was semi-content, my thoughts at ease, when I came upon a bicyclist riding in the middle of the road....
Não seja um imbecil

Não seja um imbecil

Eu estava dirigindo para East Potomac Golf Course em Washington D.C. em uma manhã preguiçosa de domingo, ansioso para um dia relaxante jogando golfe com meus irmãos. Eu estava em paz e com pensamentos calmos, quando me deparo com um ciclista trafegando no meio da...