by admin | Jun 1, 2021 | Clown Show, Featured Stories
*A real sign, in a real public restroom. in a real grocery store. I am writing this note to thank the corporate decision-making gurus behind this sign (see above), for posting specific step-by-step instructions on proper hand-washing procedures. Now, customers like...
by Tom | May 15, 2021 | Featured Stories, God Inc.
Strange as my life has been, it has gotten stranger. I have recently died and now sit in the grand lobby of the afterlife waiting to see God. I am not nervous. As a matter of fact, I am eerily calm. For all the dumb shit I did in my life I should be nervous;...
by admin | Jan 5, 2021 | Natura Umana, WHAT'S NEW
Source: MIT NEWS If the world is good at anything, it is two things: war, and hysteria. No, not the best-selling album Hysteria from the rock band Def Leppard… I’m talking about the Y2K-type of hysteria. For those who do not know the Y2K reference, let me explain… Two...
by admin | Nov 23, 2020 | Natura Umana, WHAT'S NEW
MAN CAKES RECIPE As a follow-up to my story Man Eating I introduce recipes that will satisfy the inner man-eater in you, regardless of your gender. You might be asking yourself, are Man Cakes really just a very large stack of pancakes? No! Man cakes are indeed cousins...
by admin | Nov 23, 2020 | Letters from Dr. Noettall, WHAT'S NEW
November 22, 2020 A.D. Dear Colleagues, It is I, Dr. Henry Noettall – writing to you with an exuberant heart, as I have witnessed a very rare scientific sighting! I will attempt to contain my euphoria and not write frivolous blabber. First, let me offer you...
by admin | Sep 30, 2020 | Argentina, Colombia, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Letters from Dr. Noettall, Mexico, Peru, Venezuela
Ref: Nuevas Especies Fecha: Julio 12 en el año de nuestro Señor, 2020 D.C. Queridos Colegas, Les escribo para reportarles sobre una subespecie en crecimiento proveniente del género Homo, la cual pienso debe ser añadida al cuadro de la organización biológica de los...
