Clown Show
I don’t feel the title requires much explanation. Clown Show stories deal with the never-ending parade of clowns that transverse our daily lives – be it from direct contact, or through observation. Here, I write about the truly stupid things in life humans are prone to do, and/or repeat. On any given day, each one of us has the potential to be, deal with, or witness clown interactions (see Twitter wars between strangers). My introduction story under Clown Show, perfectly represents why I feel this particular category title is a must.
WHAT’S NEW
When historians look back to reference that point in time where Western civilization officially began its decline, they will have a long list of surreal events to debate over; of which the following three gems could easily be considered for top honors.
Missed Opportunity
Enclosed is a real email I received from the Papa John’s Pizza chain. The email was in response to an order I had placed. It was the first time I had ordered pizza from them since I don’t know how long, so I’m not exactly a “regular” customer.
Hand-Washing Anxiety Disorder
I am writing this note to thank the corporate decision-making gurus behind this sign (see above), for posting specific step-by-step instructions on proper handwashing procedures. Now, customers like me, who suffer from Hand-washing Anxiety Disorder (H.A.D.) can rest easy knowing that the dreaded fear of washing one’s hands after doing one’s business is something we don’t have to worry about anymore!!
Don’t be an A**hole
One lazy Sunday morning, I was driving to East Potomac Golf course in Washington D.C., looking forward to a relaxing day playing golf with my brothers. I was semi-content, my thoughts at ease, when I came upon a bicyclist riding in the middle of the road. There are lots of bike riders in that particular area because the golf course is surrounded by a popular park.
Não seja um imbecil
Eu estava dirigindo para East Potomac Golf Course em Washington D.C. em uma manhã preguiçosa de domingo, ansioso para um dia relaxante jogando golfe com meus irmãos. Eu estava em paz e com pensamentos calmos, quando me deparo com um ciclista trafegando no meio da pista.
When historians look back to reference that point in time where Western civilization officially began its decline, they will have a long list of surreal events to debate over; of which the following three gems could easily be considered for top honors.
Missed Opportunity
Enclosed is a real email I received from the Papa John’s Pizza chain. The email was in response to an order I had placed. It was the first time I had ordered pizza from them since I don’t know how long, so I’m not exactly a “regular” customer.
Hand-Washing Anxiety Disorder
I am writing this note to thank the corporate decision-making gurus behind this sign (see above), for posting specific step-by-step instructions on proper handwashing procedures. Now, customers like me, who suffer from Hand-washing Anxiety Disorder (H.A.D.) can rest easy knowing that the dreaded fear of washing one’s hands after doing one’s business is something we don’t have to worry about anymore!!
Don’t be an A**hole
One lazy Sunday morning, I was driving to East Potomac Golf course in Washington D.C., looking forward to a relaxing day playing golf with my brothers. I was semi-content, my thoughts at ease, when I came upon a bicyclist riding in the middle of the road. There are lots of bike riders in that particular area because the golf course is surrounded by a popular park.
Não seja um imbecil
Eu estava dirigindo para East Potomac Golf Course em Washington D.C. em uma manhã preguiçosa de domingo, ansioso para um dia relaxante jogando golfe com meus irmãos. Eu estava em paz e com pensamentos calmos, quando me deparo com um ciclista trafegando no meio da pista.
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